Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!
Angel on my shoulder: we’re extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you’re wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger’s tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story
Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he’d taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i’ve seen the way you’ve looked at him..
My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home
What city do you live in?
Tokyo, Japan
Delhi, India
Shanghai, China
São Paulo, Brazil
Mexico City, Mexico
Cairo, Egypt
Mumbai, India
Beijing, China
Dhaka, Bangladesh
some other city which is not among the 9 most populous cities in the world*
*as listed by the UN. post in the tags if you’re not from one of these cities!
Me reading you peoples’ posts:
You have a gas leak
You have a gas leak
You’re an anglican
You’re on drugs
Anglican
Anglican
Gas leak
This one’s good
Gas leak
Gas leak
Anglican
Lutheran
Drugs
Gas leak
This one is good
Drugs
Drugs
Anglican
Post only I can see
Gas leak
just quietly making myself a pile of photos of the house that was slowly falling down throughout all of my childhood ….. always looked forward to seeing its tilt when we drove by !
